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Do you have an important weekend coming soon? Perhaps there is a major sports event, that you wish to watch. You may just wish to do nothing, the entire weekend. However, your wife may have other ideas. There are ways to get out of doing things, now and then. You might want to start several days beforehand.

Actually, you never have to do anything, if you wish. However, there may be complications as a result. The best way, is to avoid activities, without the usual complications. Your weekend may start with a leisurely nap on the couch. In no time, you may find yourself outside with your Poulan chainsaw, trimming branches.

Planting mental seeds

Your plan should begin as soon as possible. Bring up the fact that you need a weekend off. Mention this early and often. Hopefully, she may take pity on you. At least you are taking a chance. However, you may not succeed, this way.

Another tactic is to prepare a meal for the entire family. Try to cook this meal on your own. Do not ask for help. You want it to be a pitiful attempt at meal preparation. However, your meal should still be edible. You are going to have to eat it. Make sure it is an easy to fix dinner. Be certain that it is not too tasty either. Otherwise, you may set a dangerous precedent.

Red beans and rice is a good meal to fix. Use her Zojirushi rice cooker, with a can of red beans, and rice. You can usually find red beans and rice in the kitchen pantry. Rice cookers are simple enough for any male to operate. Use one and one half parts of water with one part of rice.

When the rice is almost done, add the beans. That will finish your meal. It is best not to add too many spices, unless you can cook well. Stick to things like pepper, salt, and cayenne pepper.

Maybe you would rather prepare breakfast instead. French toast is not very difficult. You will need milk, an egg, a bowl, and some bread. Mix the milk and egg together. You can use a spoon or fork. However, it will look more pitiful if you use her kitchen hand mixer. That will prove to her that you have no clue, in the kitchen. Next, simply fry the bread for a few minutes. Do not worry if it sticks or burns a little.

Summary

The object of this cooking charade is to make her feel sorry for you. It does not guarantee success for a work-free weekend. However, it may give you enough time for a good nap, or a three-hour game. Of course, you could do a few things early in the day, on Saturday. This may give you a work-free evening.